MonHaibun: Foxy Moron

Paonia Foxy Moron sign July 2009I guess the store name explains the spelling of “mosaic” and “elixir.” But does anybody care anymore that, if words were deeds, saying “I am nauseous” would immediately cause those within range to vomit profusely? Why do the ungrammatical wish to sicken the near, if not dear?

What if “Bite me!” summoned a pride of lions? Would they approach, one after another, and delicately nip away?

What exactly would “Fuck off!” mean?

Comma to author:
I feel so left out!
You need me more than you know!